Friday, May 30, 2014

The Chief Justices of India

The Chief Justices of India
1 H. J. Kania ( 1950-1951)
2 M. Patanjali Sastri (1951- 1954)
3 Mehr Chand Mahajan (1954- 1954)
4 Bijan Kumar Mukherjea (1954- 1956)
5 Sudhi Ranjan Das (1956- 1959)
6 Bhuvaneshwar Prasad Sinha (1959-1964)
7 P. B. Gajendragadkar (1964-1966)
8 Amal Kumar Sarkar (1966-1966)
9 Koka Subba Rao (1966-1967)
10 Kailas Nath Wanchoo (1967-1968)
11 Mohammad Hidayatullah (1968- 1970)
12 Jayantilal Chhotalal Shah (1970 – 1971)
13 Sarv Mittra Sikri (1971-1973)
14 Ajit Nath Ray (1973 -1977)
15 Mirza Hameedullah Beg (1977-1978)
16 Yeshwant Vishnu Chandrachud (1978 -1985)
17 Prafullachandra Natwarlal Bhagwati (1985-1986)
18 Raghunandan Swarup Pathak (1986-1989)
19 Engalaguppe Seetharamiah Venkataramiah (1989-1989)
20 Sabyasachi Mukharji (1989-1990)
21 Ranganath Misra (1990-1991)
22 Kamal Narain Singh (1991-1991)
23 Madhukar Hiralal Kania (1991 -1992)
24 Lalit Mohan Sharma (1992-1993)
25 Manepalli Narayana Rao Venkatachaliah (1993-1994)
26 Aziz Mushabber Ahmadi (1994 -1997)
27 Jagdish Sharan Verma ( 1997 -1998)
28 Madan Mohan Punchhi (1998-1998)
29 Adarsh Sein Anand (1998-2001)
30 Sam Piroj Bharucha (2001-2002)
31 Bhupinder Nath Kirpal (2002-2002)
32 Gopal Ballav Pattanaik (2002-2002)
33 V. N. Khare (2002 -2004)
34 S. Rajendra Babu (2004-2004)
35 Ramesh Chandra Lahoti (2004 -2005)
36 Yogesh Kumar Sabharwal (2005-2007)
37 K. G. Balakrishnan (2007 -2010)
38 S. H. Kapadia (2010 -2012)
39 Altamas Kabir (2012- 2013)
40 P. Sathasivam (2013 

Numbers in Human Body.

Numbers in Human Body.
¤ Number of bones – 206.
¤ Number of ribs – 24.
¤ Number of bones in skull – 22.
¤ Number of bones in face – 14.
¤ Number of bones in neck – 7 .
¤ Number of bones in Vertebral column – 33.
¤ Number of bones in hand – 30 .
¤ Respiratory rate – 16-20
times / minute .
¤ Number of heart beat – 70-72 times/minute.
¤ Number of pulse- 70-72
times / minute .
¤ Blood pressure – 120/80 mm of Hg.
¤ Number of Cranial nerves – 12 pairs .
¤ Number of spinal nerves – 31 pairs .
¤ Life span of R.B.C – 120 days .
¤ Life span of W.BC – 10-15 Days .
¤ Life span of platelets – 5-9 days.
¤ Amount of blood – 5-6 Ltr

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

°°°°FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES°°°°

°°°°FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES°°°° 

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor &Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally ConfusingSolutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior OfflineSystems
6. HUGHES: Highly UselessGraduates Hired for Eating andSleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars AssociationAnd Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly BoringMachines
9. SATYAM: Sad And TiredYelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled AndRidiculous Array ofMicroprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee DuringOffice Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals andComfort
13. DELL: DeplorableEquipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms ofIndia.
15. ORACLE: On-line RomanceAnd Chatting with LadyEmployees.  

What is love

English paper
Question :-What is love and explain in
details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Indian Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
(IT)Engineer Student........
Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men & women that
can cause death of 1 or both depending
on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
_______________ _______
NOTE :-
(IT)Engineering students can stretch any thing for 20
marks !

Friday, May 23, 2014

Ten Commandments


Cardinal Rules in Life


You may not believe in this

You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7. Believe in love at first sight.

8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.

9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.

10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

11. Don't judge people by their relatives.

12. Talk slowly but think quickly.

13. When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

14. Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.

15. Say "Alhamdulillah" when you hear someone sneeze.

16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

17. Remember the three R's:
a) Respect for self;
b) Respect for others;
c) Responsibility for all your actions.

18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

19. When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.

20. Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.

21. Spend some time alone.

22. All these principles will be ours, when we put them to practice.