I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator
I swear I’m going to get my school fees back
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What is Success?
1 year old ...* *Success is.*
Can walk without support
*4 years old...* *Success is.*
Do not urinate in your pants,
*8 years old...* *Success is..*
To know the way back home.
*12 years old,* *success is..*
To have friends.
*18 years old ,* *success is.*
To get a driving license.
*23 years,* *success is.*
To graduate from a university.
*25 years old,* *success is.*
To get an earning.
*30 years old,* *success is.*
To be a family Man.
*35 years old,* *success is.*
To make money.
*45 years old,* *success is.*
To maintain the appearance of a young man.
*50 years old,* *success is.*
To provide good education for your children.
*55 years old,* *success is.*
To still be able to perform your duties well.
*60 years old,* *success.*
To still be able to keep driving license.
*65 years old,* *success is.*
To live without disease.
*70 years old,* *success is.*
Not to be a burden on any one.
*75 years old,* *success is.*
To have old friends.
*81 years old,* *success is.*
To know the way back home.
*86 years old,* *success is.*
Not to urinate in your pants again.
90 years old...* *Success is.*
That you can walk without support again
One of the best messages I have ever read.
Life is a cycle.! Dont expect too much from it. Be simple, cool and happy always.
*Mental Aptitude Test*
*Pretty Amazing*
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry, at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person _over 58 years of age_ cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fool cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read _the third word_ in each line from the top down, and I bet you, cannot resist passing it on...
I couldn't resist. 😜😀😜
Today Morning I heard someone shouting loudly in my society stating...
If you invest ₹ 250 only once, you can sit and eat for rest of the life.
I went out with curiosity only to find out that.......
The Idiot was Selling Chairs
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why daily phone call to your parent is important?
My father calls me every day at around 9 pm.
One fine day, just for a change, I called him a bit earlier at around 8:30 pm.
Mom took the call and we talked for few minutes. Then I asked:
Me: Where is Dad?
Mom: He has just returned from office and is getting fresh. Wait. I am calling him.
Me: No, he must be hungry then. You both have your dinner first, then I will call you again after an hour.
Mom: No, He never eats before talking to you all.
I couldn't reply for few seconds. I was amazed. This is their love towards me.
Sometimes, all what our parents need is to listen to our voices. We can never understand how lonely they feel without us. They have to celebrate most of the festivals without us. Our presence is the only thing which can make them happy. But, we are not there with them (because of various reasons). It makes them sad but they don't make us realise that.
So, this is the least possible thing we can do to make them happy.
For all my friends who stay away from their parents in another city because of job/studies Talk to them daily (And don't wait for them to call us every time. Sometimes, you can also call and feel that happiness in their voices)
Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a oothappam that went
abroad
for higher education
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What's the best example of "once in a
lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛
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A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!
😜😂
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Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal ...
😂😂😂😂
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Digital India effect...
The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.
Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach.
If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u pls disconnect the offer!! 😳🙊😀😜
Keep smiling and have a great day 👍😊😊
Corporate Message
Once a man goes to a shop to buy parrot. He asks the shop owner price of the Parrot:
Shop owner: RS. 500
Customer: Why so costly?
Shop owner: He knows Word, Excel and Power Point
Customer: What's the price of this second Parrot?
Shop owner: RS. 1000 as it knows Word, Excel, Power Point and also Programming
Customer: how nice, and what's the price of this parrot which is sleeping?
Shop owner: That's for RS. 5000
Customer: And what does it know?
Shop owner: That I don't know, I haven't seen him do anything, but the other two parrots call him boss.
😀😜
