Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Johny Johny

*Johny johny..*
                *"Yes papa!*
  *New GST..*
           *" More Papa..!*
*Purchase Price..*
                 *" High Papa..!*
*Petrol Price..*
         *"" Rocket Papa!*
*Subsidies are...*
                 *" Nil Papa..!*
*Monthly income..*
                      *Low Papa..*
*Family outing..*
                  *Fear Papa..*
*Lot of tension..*
                *Yes papa!*
*Too much work..*
                *Yes papa!*
*Bp-sugar..*
                *High papa!*
*Yearly bonus..*
              *Joke papa!*
*Pension Income..*
               *No papa!*
*Total Life*
*Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄*.   
*Its really heart touching poem☝*

25 Sep 2018

Monday, September 24, 2018

PASSWORD PROBLEMS

😅😅😅 *PASSWORD PROBLEMS* :
 
*WINDOWS:*   Please enter your new password.

*USER*: cabbage

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
*USER*:   boiled cabbage

*WINDOWS:*   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
*USER:* 1 boiled cabbage

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

*USER*:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

*USER:* 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

*USER:*   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

*WINDOWS:*   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

*USER*:  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, that password is already in use😂😂😂

*(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)*

Sunday, September 23, 2018