Wonderful Definitions

*😀😀🤣🤣Wonderful Definitions*🤣🤣😀😀

*School*
A place where Parents pay and children play

*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

*Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

*Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

*Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

*Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

*Father*
A banker provided by nature

*Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

*DOCTOR*
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn*
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

*Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*Atom Bomb*
An invention to end all inventions.

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