Sunday, July 28, 2019

Murdering English*

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                 *Murdering English*
              
๐ŸŒ€ *From  Administrative  Deptt.*   
*Bengaluru in 1996 :*                                               As my mother-in-law has expired and *I m the only one responsible for it,* Please grant me 10 days leave.

๐ŸŒ€ *Maharashtra in 2005:*
"Since I have to go to my village *to sell my land along with my wife,*
please sanction me one-week leave."
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๐ŸŒ€ *Jharkhand in 2000*
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
*As I want to cut my son's head  in Gaya, please leave me for two days..*
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๐ŸŒ€Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
*As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..*
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๐ŸŒ€ *From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:*
๐ŸŒ€An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to *go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return,* please grant me half day casual leave"
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๐ŸŒ€ *Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005*
I am suffering from fever, please *declare one-day holiday for me.*
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๐ŸŒ€A leave application to a Principal in *Jamshedpur in 2006*:
"As I am studying in this school I am *suffering from headache and the headache is paining,* Please grant me one day leave
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๐ŸŒ€Leave application found in *Kolkata in 2014*:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as *I am her only husband at home* I may be granted leave".
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๐ŸŒ *Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:*
"Dear Sir, with reference to the above employment circular number, *Please refer to my bottom.*
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๐Ÿ˜คAnother funny Letter found in *Bhubaneswar in 2016*:
"I am well here and *hope you are also in the same well.*

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