Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Wonderful Definitions

*😀😀🤣🤣Wonderful Definitions*🤣🤣😀😀

*School*
A place where Parents pay and children play

*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

*Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

*Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

*Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

*Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

*Father*
A banker provided by nature

*Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

*DOCTOR*
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn*
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

*Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*Atom Bomb*
An invention to end all inventions.

#Laughter makes life**Easy...!!!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Johny Johny

*Johny johny..*
                *"Yes papa!*
  *New GST..*
           *" More Papa..!*
*Purchase Price..*
                 *" High Papa..!*
*Petrol Price..*
         *"" Rocket Papa!*
*Subsidies are...*
                 *" Nil Papa..!*
*Monthly income..*
                      *Low Papa..*
*Family outing..*
                  *Fear Papa..*
*Lot of tension..*
                *Yes papa!*
*Too much work..*
                *Yes papa!*
*Bp-sugar..*
                *High papa!*
*Yearly bonus..*
              *Joke papa!*
*Pension Income..*
               *No papa!*
*Total Life*
*Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄*.   
*Its really heart touching poem☝*

25 Sep 2018

Monday, September 24, 2018

PASSWORD PROBLEMS

😅😅😅 *PASSWORD PROBLEMS* :
 
*WINDOWS:*   Please enter your new password.

*USER*: cabbage

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
*USER*:   boiled cabbage

*WINDOWS:*   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
*USER:* 1 boiled cabbage

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

*USER*:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

*USER:* 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

*USER:*   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

*WINDOWS:*   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

*USER*:  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

*WINDOWS*:   Sorry, that password is already in use😂😂😂

*(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)*

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Friday, July 20, 2018

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

GENERATION GAP

What is *GENERATION GAP*

Father used to walk 20 mins  to save ₹20.
Son spends ₹20 to save 20 mins.
(Surprisingly both r correct !)
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*Cultural Gap*
If *electricity* goes in *America* they call the power house.
In *Japan*, they test the fuse,
But In *India*, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too, then ok !" 😀
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*Sense of Responsibility*
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide. Librarian looks at him & says: "hello who will return the book ?"
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*Grandfather to Grandson:*
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as u bunked school today!
*Grandson:* U go hide I told her you passed away! 😛
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*Sister to brother:* What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
*Brother:* A football
*Sister:* But grandma does not play!
*Brother:* On my B'day she gave me Bhagavat Gita.   😜
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Post Card Series - Postcrossing

Popular Series of postcards :
GF - Greetings from
FOTW - Flags of the world
WOW - Wonders of the World
WT - World Travel
PS - Papersisters Series
MC - Map Cover Series