One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander:
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardar: "I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me."
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.
Sardar: Ok! We"ll apply next year.
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander:
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardar: "I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me."
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge: How'll you divide? You have three children.
Sardar: Ok! We"ll apply next year.
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why? Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
Sardar and Family go to a party.
He introduces himself "I Sardar, she Sardarnee, the boy my Kid and the girl my Kidney".
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why? Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
Sardar and Family go to a party.
He introduces himself "I Sardar, she Sardarnee, the boy my Kid and the girl my Kidney".
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinkedSANTA SINGH: Its Loose MotionINTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!
One common question was asked to all of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinkedSANTA SINGH: Its Loose MotionINTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!
A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle,
why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but
also
its beginning !
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit
?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
-Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES
why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but
also
its beginning !
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit
?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
-Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES
Air travel of Sardarji
One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.
But the Sardaji told, "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess
requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.
Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and requested, but in vain.
Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the
Sardarji and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to
the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain asked the captain afterwards what he told to the Sardarji?
Captain told, "nothing… I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh and all others will go to Jalandhar."
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