Read......

What a Contradiction..

If a Wife wants her
husbands attention,
She just has to look
sad & uncomfortable..

If a Husband wants his
wife's attention,
He just has to look
Comfortable & Happy !!
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Awesome Answers :
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... 1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
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2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
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3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
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4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?
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In A Nursery School Canteen,
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There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It: ''Do Not Take
More
Than One,
God Is Watching''
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On The Other Counter There
Was A Box
Of
Chocolates,
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A Small Child Went & Wrote
On It
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"Take As Many As You Want, God Is
Busy
Watching The Apples"..
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My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! 
Conversation between a Husband (H) and
a Psychologist(P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr.
Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P :
Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife
only.

P : Who makes breakfast for your
family in the morning?

H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P : At what time does your wife wake up for
making
breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because
she cleans the
house first before making breakfast.

P : How do your kids go to school?

H : My wife takes them to school, because
she doesn't
work.

P : After taking your kids to school,
what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back
home for
cooking and laundry. You know, she
doesn't work.

P : In the evening, after you
go back home from office,
what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all
day works.

P : What does your wife do
then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids,
preparing meals
for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning
the house then
taking kids to bed.

P : Whom do you think
works more, from the story
above??? The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

Yes, Being Housewives
do not need Certificate of Study,
even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is
very important! Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are
uncountable. This should be a remindern and reflection for
all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. All about a WOMAN ....

* When she is quiet, millions of things are
running in her mind.

* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...

Share to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth!!

MUST READ

MUST READ
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...

Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...

"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is ur 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back"

That guy left...

Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..

Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!

Teacher's Dialogue

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT

An IT Engineer Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman&
Became free..
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA..

Fact

Funny .....

Wife angry as Husband stands too close 2 a beautiful girl in a bus!
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Suddenly the Girl slaps Husband for pinching
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Husband : i swear i didn't do it.
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Wife : i know dear, i did it 
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Interviewer : Where were you born ?
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Santa : India.
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Interviewer : Which part ?
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Santa : What do you mean which part ? The whole body was born in India.