Funny .....

Wife angry as Husband stands too close 2 a beautiful girl in a bus!
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Suddenly the Girl slaps Husband for pinching
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Husband : i swear i didn't do it.
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Wife : i know dear, i did it 
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Interviewer : Where were you born ?
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Santa : India.
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Interviewer : Which part ?
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Santa : What do you mean which part ? The whole body was born in India.