Never marry

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her
husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency
to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems
in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws
EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her
always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in
DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in
shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN......