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What a Contradiction..

If a Wife wants her
husbands attention,
She just has to look
sad & uncomfortable..

If a Husband wants his
wife's attention,
He just has to look
Comfortable & Happy !!
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Awesome Answers :
.
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... 1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
.
2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
.
3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
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4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?
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In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It: ''Do Not Take
More
Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A Box
Of
Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote
On It
.
"Take As Many As You Want, God Is
Busy
Watching The Apples"..
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