Friday, May 30, 2014
The Chief Justices of India
The Chief Justices of India
1 H. J. Kania ( 1950-1951)
2 M. Patanjali Sastri (1951- 1954)
3 Mehr Chand Mahajan (1954- 1954)
4 Bijan Kumar Mukherjea (1954- 1956)
5 Sudhi Ranjan Das (1956- 1959)
6 Bhuvaneshwar Prasad Sinha (1959-1964)
7 P. B. Gajendragadkar (1964-1966)
8 Amal Kumar Sarkar (1966-1966)
9 Koka Subba Rao (1966-1967)
10 Kailas Nath Wanchoo (1967-1968)
11 Mohammad Hidayatullah (1968- 1970)
12 Jayantilal Chhotalal Shah (1970 – 1971)
13 Sarv Mittra Sikri (1971-1973)
14 Ajit Nath Ray (1973 -1977)
15 Mirza Hameedullah Beg (1977-1978)
16 Yeshwant Vishnu Chandrachud (1978 -1985)
17 Prafullachandra Natwarlal Bhagwati (1985-1986)
18 Raghunandan Swarup Pathak (1986-1989)
19 Engalaguppe Seetharamiah Venkataramiah (1989-1989)
20 Sabyasachi Mukharji (1989-1990)
21 Ranganath Misra (1990-1991)
22 Kamal Narain Singh (1991-1991)
23 Madhukar Hiralal Kania (1991 -1992)
24 Lalit Mohan Sharma (1992-1993)
25 Manepalli Narayana Rao Venkatachaliah (1993-1994)
26 Aziz Mushabber Ahmadi (1994 -1997)
27 Jagdish Sharan Verma ( 1997 -1998)
28 Madan Mohan Punchhi (1998-1998)
29 Adarsh Sein Anand (1998-2001)
30 Sam Piroj Bharucha (2001-2002)
31 Bhupinder Nath Kirpal (2002-2002)
32 Gopal Ballav Pattanaik (2002-2002)
33 V. N. Khare (2002 -2004)
34 S. Rajendra Babu (2004-2004)
35 Ramesh Chandra Lahoti (2004 -2005)
36 Yogesh Kumar Sabharwal (2005-2007)
37 K. G. Balakrishnan (2007 -2010)
38 S. H. Kapadia (2010 -2012)
39 Altamas Kabir (2012- 2013)
40 P. Sathasivam (2013
2 M. Patanjali Sastri (1951- 1954)
3 Mehr Chand Mahajan (1954- 1954)
4 Bijan Kumar Mukherjea (1954- 1956)
5 Sudhi Ranjan Das (1956- 1959)
6 Bhuvaneshwar Prasad Sinha (1959-1964)
7 P. B. Gajendragadkar (1964-1966)
8 Amal Kumar Sarkar (1966-1966)
9 Koka Subba Rao (1966-1967)
10 Kailas Nath Wanchoo (1967-1968)
11 Mohammad Hidayatullah (1968- 1970)
12 Jayantilal Chhotalal Shah (1970 – 1971)
13 Sarv Mittra Sikri (1971-1973)
14 Ajit Nath Ray (1973 -1977)
15 Mirza Hameedullah Beg (1977-1978)
16 Yeshwant Vishnu Chandrachud (1978 -1985)
17 Prafullachandra Natwarlal Bhagwati (1985-1986)
18 Raghunandan Swarup Pathak (1986-1989)
19 Engalaguppe Seetharamiah Venkataramiah (1989-1989)
20 Sabyasachi Mukharji (1989-1990)
21 Ranganath Misra (1990-1991)
22 Kamal Narain Singh (1991-1991)
23 Madhukar Hiralal Kania (1991 -1992)
24 Lalit Mohan Sharma (1992-1993)
25 Manepalli Narayana Rao Venkatachaliah (1993-1994)
26 Aziz Mushabber Ahmadi (1994 -1997)
27 Jagdish Sharan Verma ( 1997 -1998)
28 Madan Mohan Punchhi (1998-1998)
29 Adarsh Sein Anand (1998-2001)
30 Sam Piroj Bharucha (2001-2002)
31 Bhupinder Nath Kirpal (2002-2002)
32 Gopal Ballav Pattanaik (2002-2002)
33 V. N. Khare (2002 -2004)
34 S. Rajendra Babu (2004-2004)
35 Ramesh Chandra Lahoti (2004 -2005)
36 Yogesh Kumar Sabharwal (2005-2007)
37 K. G. Balakrishnan (2007 -2010)
38 S. H. Kapadia (2010 -2012)
39 Altamas Kabir (2012- 2013)
40 P. Sathasivam (2013
Numbers in Human Body.
Numbers in Human Body.
¤ Number of bones – 206.
¤ Number of ribs – 24.
¤ Number of bones in skull – 22.
¤ Number of bones in face – 14.
¤ Number of bones in neck – 7 .
¤ Number of bones in Vertebral column – 33.
¤ Number of bones in hand – 30 .
¤ Respiratory rate – 16-20
times / minute .
¤ Number of heart beat – 70-72 times/minute.
¤ Number of pulse- 70-72
times / minute .
¤ Blood pressure – 120/80 mm of Hg.
¤ Number of Cranial nerves – 12 pairs .
¤ Number of spinal nerves – 31 pairs .
¤ Life span of R.B.C – 120 days .
¤ Life span of W.BC – 10-15 Days .
¤ Life span of platelets – 5-9 days.
¤ Amount of blood – 5-6 Ltr
¤ Number of ribs – 24.
¤ Number of bones in skull – 22.
¤ Number of bones in face – 14.
¤ Number of bones in neck – 7 .
¤ Number of bones in Vertebral column – 33.
¤ Number of bones in hand – 30 .
¤ Respiratory rate – 16-20
times / minute .
¤ Number of heart beat – 70-72 times/minute.
¤ Number of pulse- 70-72
times / minute .
¤ Blood pressure – 120/80 mm of Hg.
¤ Number of Cranial nerves – 12 pairs .
¤ Number of spinal nerves – 31 pairs .
¤ Life span of R.B.C – 120 days .
¤ Life span of W.BC – 10-15 Days .
¤ Life span of platelets – 5-9 days.
¤ Amount of blood – 5-6 Ltr
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
°°°°FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES°°°°
°°°°FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES°°°°
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor &Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally ConfusingSolutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior OfflineSystems
6. HUGHES: Highly UselessGraduates Hired for Eating andSleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars AssociationAnd Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly BoringMachines
9. SATYAM: Sad And TiredYelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled AndRidiculous Array ofMicroprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee DuringOffice Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals andComfort
13. DELL: DeplorableEquipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms ofIndia.
15. ORACLE: On-line RomanceAnd Chatting with LadyEmployees.
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor &Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally ConfusingSolutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior OfflineSystems
6. HUGHES: Highly UselessGraduates Hired for Eating andSleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars AssociationAnd Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly BoringMachines
9. SATYAM: Sad And TiredYelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled AndRidiculous Array ofMicroprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee DuringOffice Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals andComfort
13. DELL: DeplorableEquipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms ofIndia.
15. ORACLE: On-line RomanceAnd Chatting with LadyEmployees.
What is love
English paper
Question :-What is love and explain in
details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Indian Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
(IT)Engineer Student........
Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men & women that
can cause death of 1 or both depending
on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
_______________ _______
NOTE :-
(IT)Engineering students can stretch any thing for 20
marks !
Question :-What is love and explain in
details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Indian Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
(IT)Engineer Student........
Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men & women that
can cause death of 1 or both depending
on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
_______________ _______
NOTE :-
(IT)Engineering students can stretch any thing for 20
marks !
Friday, May 23, 2014
You may not believe in this
You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "Alhamdulillah" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's:
a) Respect for self;
b) Respect for others;
c) Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
22. All these principles will be ours, when we put them to practice.
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "Alhamdulillah" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's:
a) Respect for self;
b) Respect for others;
c) Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
22. All these principles will be ours, when we put them to practice.
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Read......
What a Contradiction..
If a Wife wants her
husbands attention,
She just has to look
sad & uncomfortable..
If a Husband wants his
wife's attention,
He just has to look
Comfortable & Happy !!
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Awesome Answers :
.
.
... 1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
.
2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
.
3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
.
4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?
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In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It: ''Do Not Take
More
Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A Box
Of
Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote
On It
.
"Take As Many As You Want, God Is
Busy
Watching The Apples"..
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If a Wife wants her
husbands attention,
She just has to look
sad & uncomfortable..
If a Husband wants his
wife's attention,
He just has to look
Comfortable & Happy !!
****************************************
Awesome Answers :
.
.
... 1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
.
2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
.
3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
.
4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?
*************************************************
In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It: ''Do Not Take
More
Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A Box
Of
Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote
On It
.
"Take As Many As You Want, God Is
Busy
Watching The Apples"..
*******************************************
My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!
My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and
a Psychologist(P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr.
Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P :
Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife
only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your
family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for
making
breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because
she cleans the
house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because
she doesn't
work.
P : After taking your kids to school,
what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back
home for
cooking and laundry. You know, she
doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you
go back home from office,
what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all
day works.
P : What does your wife do
then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids,
preparing meals
for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning
the house then
taking kids to bed.
P : Whom do you think
works more, from the story
above??? The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!
Yes, Being Housewives
do not need Certificate of Study,
even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is
very important! Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are
uncountable. This should be a remindern and reflection for
all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are
running in her mind.
* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
Share to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and
a Psychologist(P):
P : What do you do for a living Mr.
Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P :
Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife
only.
P : Who makes breakfast for your
family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P : At what time does your wife wake up for
making
breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because
she cleans the
house first before making breakfast.
P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because
she doesn't
work.
P : After taking your kids to school,
what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back
home for
cooking and laundry. You know, she
doesn't work.
P : In the evening, after you
go back home from office,
what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all
day works.
P : What does your wife do
then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids,
preparing meals
for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning
the house then
taking kids to bed.
P : Whom do you think
works more, from the story
above??? The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!
Yes, Being Housewives
do not need Certificate of Study,
even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is
very important! Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are
uncountable. This should be a remindern and reflection for
all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles. All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are
running in her mind.
* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
Share to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth!!
MUST READ
MUST READ
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is ur 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left...
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is ur 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left...
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!
FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
An IT Engineer Found Rs. 100/-
.
.
.
He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
.
.
.
Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
.
He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman&
Became free..
.
Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA..
.
.
.
He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
.
.
.
Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
.
He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman&
Became free..
.
Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA..
Funny .....
Wife angry as Husband stands too close 2 a beautiful girl in a bus!
.
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.
Suddenly the Girl slaps Husband for pinching
.
.
.
.
.
Husband : i swear i didn't do it.
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.
Wife : i know dear, i did it
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Interviewer : Where were you born ?
.
.
Santa : India.
.
.
Interviewer : Which part ?
.
.
Santa : What do you mean which part ? The whole body was born in India.
.
.
.
.
.
Suddenly the Girl slaps Husband for pinching
.
.
.
.
.
Husband : i swear i didn't do it.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife : i know dear, i did it
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Interviewer : Where were you born ?
.
.
Santa : India.
.
.
Interviewer : Which part ?
.
.
Santa : What do you mean which part ? The whole body was born in India.
angry wife
An angry wife to her husband on Phone:
"Where the hell are you?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember that Jeweler Shop? Where you Saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell In Love with It and I Didn't have Money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours 1 Day"
Wife, with a big Smile & Blushing: Yes Yes I remember that My Love
Husband: I'm In the Pub just next to that shop.
"Where the hell are you?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember that Jeweler Shop? Where you Saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell In Love with It and I Didn't have Money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours 1 Day"
Wife, with a big Smile & Blushing: Yes Yes I remember that My Love
Husband: I'm In the Pub just next to that shop.
Some Important Portals & their Founders -
Some Important Portals & their Founders -
1. Google— Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook— Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo— David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter— Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet— Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin— Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue& Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email— Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk— Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up— Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail— Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut— Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia— Jimmy Wales
13. You tube— Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & JawedKarim
14. Rediffmail— Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz— Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace— Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo— Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX— Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype— Niklas Zennstrom,JanusFriis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera— Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox— Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger— Evan Willams
1. Google— Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook— Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo— David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter— Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet— Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin— Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue& Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email— Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk— Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up— Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail— Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut— Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia— Jimmy Wales
13. You tube— Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & JawedKarim
14. Rediffmail— Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz— Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace— Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo— Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX— Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype— Niklas Zennstrom,JanusFriis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera— Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox— Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger— Evan Willams
famous Brand Names
How famous Brand Names were created...
Let's take a look..
APPLE COMPUTERS:
It was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock that evening.
MERCEDES:
This was actually the financier's daughter's name.
ADOBE:
This came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.
CISCO:
It is not an acronym as popularly believed.
It is short name for San Francisco.
COMPAQ:
This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.
COREL:
The name was derived from the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearchLaboratory.
GOOGLE:
The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders- Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google' ...thus the name.
HOTMAIL:
Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.
HEWLETT PACKARD:
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
INTEL:
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce'but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.
Let's take a look..
APPLE COMPUTERS:
It was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock that evening.
MERCEDES:
This was actually the financier's daughter's name.
ADOBE:
This came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.
CISCO:
It is not an acronym as popularly believed.
It is short name for San Francisco.
COMPAQ:
This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.
COREL:
The name was derived from the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearchLaboratory.
GOOGLE:
The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders- Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google' ...thus the name.
HOTMAIL:
Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.
HEWLETT PACKARD:
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
INTEL:
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce'but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.
Father of...........
1. Father of Biology , Embryology&Zoology - ARISTOTLE .
2. Father of Anatomy - ANDREAS VESALIUS
3. Father of Comparative Anatomy - George Cuvier
4. Father of Microscopic Anatomy - Morcello Malpighi
5. Father of Histology - Francois Bichat
6. Father of Modern Embryology - Karl Ernst Von Baer
7. Father of Physiology - Aristotle
8. Father of Modern Physiology , Blood Circulation - William Harvey
9. Father of Gastric Physiology - William Beaumont
10. Father of Stress Physiology - Hans Selye
11. Father of Conditioned Reflexes - Pavlov
12. Father of ECG - Einthoven
13. Father of Biochemistry - Carl Alexander Neuberg
14. Father of ATP cycle - Lipmann
15. Father of Modern Pathology , Cellular Pathology - Rudolf Virchow
16. Father of Pharmacology - Oswald Schmiedeberg
17. Father of Indian Pharmacology - Sri Ram Nath Chopra
18. Father of Chemotherapy - Paul Ehlrich
19. Father of Antibiotics - Alexander Fleming
20. Father of Microbiology - Louis Pasteur
21. Father of Microscopy - Anton van Leeuwenhoek
22. Father of Bacteriology - Robert Koch
23. Father of Virology - Stanley
24. Father of Mycology - Micheli
25. Father of Parasitology - Platter
26. Father of Immunolgy - Edward Jenner
27. Father of Tissue Culture - Harrison
28. Father of Legal Medicine , Forensic Psychiatry - Paulus Zacchias
29. Father of Toxicology - Mathieu Orfila
30. Father of Epidemiology - John Snow
31. Father of Medicine , Western Medicine - Hippocrates
32. Father of Endocrinology - Addison
33. Father of Transfusion Medicine , Blood Groups - Karl Landsteiner
34. Father of Modern Surgery - Ambroise Pare
35. Father of Antiseptic Surgery - Joseph Lister
36. Father of Indian Surgery - Susruta
37. Father of Modern Facial Plastic Surgery - Jacques Joseph
38. Father of Modern Neurosurgery - Harvey Cushing
39. Father of Indian Paediatrics - Dr. George Coelho
40. Father of Modern Psychiatry - Philippe Pinel
41. Father of Dermatology - Ferdinand von Hebra
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2. Father of Anatomy - ANDREAS VESALIUS
3. Father of Comparative Anatomy - George Cuvier
4. Father of Microscopic Anatomy - Morcello Malpighi
5. Father of Histology - Francois Bichat
6. Father of Modern Embryology - Karl Ernst Von Baer
7. Father of Physiology - Aristotle
8. Father of Modern Physiology , Blood Circulation - William Harvey
9. Father of Gastric Physiology - William Beaumont
10. Father of Stress Physiology - Hans Selye
11. Father of Conditioned Reflexes - Pavlov
12. Father of ECG - Einthoven
13. Father of Biochemistry - Carl Alexander Neuberg
14. Father of ATP cycle - Lipmann
15. Father of Modern Pathology , Cellular Pathology - Rudolf Virchow
16. Father of Pharmacology - Oswald Schmiedeberg
17. Father of Indian Pharmacology - Sri Ram Nath Chopra
18. Father of Chemotherapy - Paul Ehlrich
19. Father of Antibiotics - Alexander Fleming
20. Father of Microbiology - Louis Pasteur
21. Father of Microscopy - Anton van Leeuwenhoek
22. Father of Bacteriology - Robert Koch
23. Father of Virology - Stanley
24. Father of Mycology - Micheli
25. Father of Parasitology - Platter
26. Father of Immunolgy - Edward Jenner
27. Father of Tissue Culture - Harrison
28. Father of Legal Medicine , Forensic Psychiatry - Paulus Zacchias
29. Father of Toxicology - Mathieu Orfila
30. Father of Epidemiology - John Snow
31. Father of Medicine , Western Medicine - Hippocrates
32. Father of Endocrinology - Addison
33. Father of Transfusion Medicine , Blood Groups - Karl Landsteiner
34. Father of Modern Surgery - Ambroise Pare
35. Father of Antiseptic Surgery - Joseph Lister
36. Father of Indian Surgery - Susruta
37. Father of Modern Facial Plastic Surgery - Jacques Joseph
38. Father of Modern Neurosurgery - Harvey Cushing
39. Father of Indian Paediatrics - Dr. George Coelho
40. Father of Modern Psychiatry - Philippe Pinel
41. Father of Dermatology - Ferdinand von Hebra
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Nice Ones
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : I m asking you
Husband : I m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife:Please stop
Husband:Please stop
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband : I had my lunch
******************************************
A good teacher according to
students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3
Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins
Late And Left The Class 10 Mins
Earlier
-Should Not Give Any
Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions
To Students
-Should Not Disturb The
Students By Teaching While
They Are Talking
*********************************************
Girl: Nice Mobile...Where Did U Buy...?
Johnny: I Won Dis In A Running Race...
Girl: How Many People Participated...?
Johnny: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. :))
***********************************************
Father to son: why don't u just go and
study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then? O_o
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, nice car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right
now??
*************************************************
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : I m asking you
Husband : I m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife:Please stop
Husband:Please stop
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband : I had my lunch
******************************************
A good teacher according to
students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3
Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins
Late And Left The Class 10 Mins
Earlier
-Should Not Give Any
Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions
To Students
-Should Not Disturb The
Students By Teaching While
They Are Talking
*********************************************
Girl: Nice Mobile...Where Did U Buy...?
Johnny: I Won Dis In A Running Race...
Girl: How Many People Participated...?
Johnny: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. :))
***********************************************
Father to son: why don't u just go and
study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then? O_o
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, nice car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right
now??
*************************************************
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1. Phone Information, Usage and Battery – *#*#4636#*#*
2. IMEI Number – *#06#
3. Enter Service Menu On Newer Phones – *#0*#
4. Detailed Camera Information – *#*#34971539#*#*
5. Backup All Media Files – *#*#273282*255*663282*#*#*
6. Wireless LAN Test – *#*#232339#*#*
7. Enable Test Mode for Service – *#*#197328640#*#*
8. Back-light Test – *#*#0842#*#*
9. Test the Touchscreen – *#*#2664#*#*
10. Vibration Test – *#*#0842#*#*
11. FTA Software Version – *#*#1111#*#*
12. Complete Software and Hardware Info – *#12580*369#
13. Diagnostic Configuration – *#9090#
14. USB Logging Control – *#872564#
15. System Dump Mode – *#9900#
16. HSDPA/HSUPA Control Menu – *#301279#
17. View Phone Lock Status – *#7465625#
18. Reset the Data Partition to Factory State – *#*#7780#*#*
19. Format Your Device To Factory State(will delete everything on your phone) – *2767*3855#
20. Hidden Service Menu For Motorola Droid – ##7764726
Equations! - This is the best
Equations! - This is the best (I have read in a LONG time !!!!)
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! =))
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! =))
Columbus girlfriend
If Columbus had a girlfriend he would have never discovered America...
Because..
Columbus'
Girlfriend - Whr r u goin? Wit whom? How u goin? To discover wat? Why
only u? What shud I do wen u r gone? Can I come with u? When will u be
back? Whr will u stay? Will u miss me?
Columbus - Naa aaniyae pudungala.. Pothuma??
Because..
Columbus'
Girlfriend - Whr r u goin? Wit whom? How u goin? To discover wat? Why
only u? What shud I do wen u r gone? Can I come with u? When will u be
back? Whr will u stay? Will u miss me?
Columbus - Naa aaniyae pudungala.. Pothuma??
Prophet..
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