Saturday, May 10, 2014

Bill Gates decided

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after
receiving a letter from Mr Banta ...
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,...
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have
found some problems, which I want to bring to your
notice ...
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the
key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please
rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which
shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the
remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you
keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT
HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
selling WINDOWS ?"
Regards,
Banta ..

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