Funny SMS

Expecting
the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian!



• If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you
would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But
unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.


• Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes:

3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.

2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.

1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.



• No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the
wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur
business.


• Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.



• Well, they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely 'hope' you meet
somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured.


• A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.



• In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36


• Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!


• A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?

The Student replies: Father-in-Law

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist.
• M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without ‘U’

• As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u
Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness
increases everyday.
• A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.

A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
• Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?

A: In advertisements.
• Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
• Q: What is the height of optimism?

A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
• What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?

The walk back to the pavilion.

• Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50
crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have
already donated 25 litres.

• Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands
in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!

Wat
a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I
took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
• Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.

• Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai
matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu
cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!!

• Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,
I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about
ME!

• Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the
window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

• Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the
days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?

Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
• Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?

Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.
• Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"

Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?
• Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for
a married man. Gud Luck!

Dear
reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur
files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !
• Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?

Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.

Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
• Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...

Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
• Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:

Red: Wild

Black: Sexy

Blue: Romantic

Pink: Seductive

White: Calm

Yellow: Time to change it...

• Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit
beside U. Have a horrible day!
• Ek c Raja...

Ek c Rani...

Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.

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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?
• Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.

Reverse the letters GFEDCBA

Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

• Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna
romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?
• Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!

• A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n
said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'

A
foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her
that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
• What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Nice Belt
• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!

Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!

Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy: Bilkul nahi!

Gal: To phir rehne do...

• A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?

She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

• Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare
mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya
hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar
raha hoon.

• Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz,
with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t
parpoz d ROZ ROZ!
• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights;

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• Another Moon?... Possible

Another Sun?... Possible

Another Sky?... Possible

Another person Like U?... Impossible

'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.