He Wrote & She Wrote

He Wrote & She Wrote

A shy under educated guy was deeply in love with a pretty girl, but did
not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to give it a go,
and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote her a letter of proposal.

HE WROTE:

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much meditation,
I have strong inclination to become your relation. As to my educational
qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation
examination - no doubt, without any hesitation, and very little
preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage
celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and
with a view to the expansion of the population of the present generation.
On your approbation of the application, alongwith my photo for your
appreciation, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if
such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our augmentation
of the joy and the exaltation of our joint dissimilation. Thanking
you in anticipation and with devotion,I remain a victim of your fascination.

SHE WROTE BACK:

Dear Mr. Victim of My Fascination,
Congratulations !! for your lengthy narration which is full of affection
and aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your
matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a
long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an
application by acquisition of post graduation as minimum qualification for
the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following
conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a
victim of any other fascination.
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

I remain,
Unaffected by ur fascination