SANTA n BANTA mania continues
SANTA declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .
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SANTA talking on cell.
BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.
SANTA: biwi se.....
BANTA: itne... pyar se....?
SANTA: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away
SANTA ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
SANTA declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .
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SANTA talking on cell.
BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.
SANTA: biwi se.....
BANTA: itne... pyar se....?
SANTA: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away
SANTA ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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On Jeeto's bday
SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi
gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
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SANTA wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.
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SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam
jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....
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SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saabâ?o
SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this
village?
SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
SANTA: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
SANTA: Jay mata di.
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American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
SANTA says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks SANTAji, how far is LAND?
SANTA: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
SANTA: DOWNWARDS.
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SANTA orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
SANTA: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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SANTA n BANTA were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
SANTA: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
SANTA: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
copied.
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SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
my wife with him.
============ ========= ========= =====
On Jeeto's bday
SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.
============ ========= ========= ========
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
============ ========= ========= ======
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi
gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
SANTA wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
============ ========= ========= ========= =====
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.
============ ========= ========= ========= =
SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam
jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saabâ?o
SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this
village?
SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Teacher: A for?
SANTA: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
SANTA: Jay mata di.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
SANTA says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks SANTAji, how far is LAND?
SANTA: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
SANTA: DOWNWARDS.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========
SANTA orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
SANTA: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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SANTA n BANTA were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
SANTA: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
SANTA: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
copied.
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SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
my wife with him.
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