I Agree ....!!!!! Watz dis....

Bachelors think that married men are lucky. .
Married men think that Bachelors are lucky. .
The point is that
Bachelors think at night... & Married think at day time..
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

sent another text,"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a diamond necklace"

She text back,"OMG really?"

Husband replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".�

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John feared that his wife Rosy wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he spoke to the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. 
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response..'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Rosy, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her and asked, 'Rosy, what's for dinner?'

(You'll love this)

"For God's sake John, for the FIFTH time I"m telling you, its 'PIZZA!"

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