Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks!
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!
anything to do with optimising your brain!!
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Prize winning message of the year
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman -
"Which BOOK has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied -
"My husband's CHEQUE BOOK !!!!
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After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.
Once he received a call from old age home....
Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.
Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.
Son went and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.
He asked:
Mom what can I do for you.
Mom what can I do for you.
Mom replied...
"Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".
"Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".
Son was surprised and asked: Mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?
Mom replied.....
"it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage!
"it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage!
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u.
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How to make your husband Crazy for you !!!!!
Dear sisters,
When you marry a person. He not only becomes your husband but also your maintainer, protector, supportor, lover, friend, boyfriend and the father of your babies. so it should be your effort to make him happy and pleased with you all the time.
A woman will enter Jannah if she dies in a state when her husband was pleaded with her. ( meaning of a Hadith)
So there are some tips to make your hubby crazy for you.
1- Wake up for fajr n make your husband wake up for it.
And if he doesn't wake up.
Try to wake him up by love as kiss or hug.
And if he wakes up. Greet him with smile on ur face n hug him n motivate him to do wudu fast n go to Masjid.
2- Get his dress ready clean n pressed before his bath.
You can also help him take bath
or take bath with him.
3- Always ensure that your hubby takes his breakfast n also give him a tiffin bcz most of the time men don't get time for it outside or take very unhygienic food.
He is your husband, so it is ur duty to take care of his health.
4- When seeing him off for office.
Kiss him n hug him n whisper in his ears that you ll be waiting for him.
5- Don't disturb your hubby frequently by calling him, bcz u don't know in what mood he is in his office or shop.
It is better that u send him a message.
And if he calls you, pick his call with excitement as if you were missing him or waiting for his call.
These are little things to do but it always pays good dividends.
6- if he gets late. Don't start getting worried or doubtful.
Give him a call n ask him politely that Are you busy? or I think you are getting late today.
Or you are missing him and wants him at home soon.
7- Flirt with him day in day out
Be creative in ur flirt, seduce him or make him exited for you.
8- when he comes home.
Greet him, take his back or whatever he has brought.
Ask him to sit peacefully n serve him water.
Don't start ur home drama as soon as he reaches home.
If he brings anything. Don't try to find fault in it even there is some fault.
But later when he feels good n relaxed tell him ur problems or anything.
Make his faults and mistakes seem easy to correct.
9- Don't be egoistic and think that if your husband wants to be physical then only he should approach. Bcz he is a man n you are a woman. so you are the Owner of love.
Always think that one is useless without other in case of love and child bearing.
10- Offer yourself n everything very happily at anytime he demands either day or night, Sunday or Monday.
Be satisfied with him for everything he does or brings fr u.
Appreciate him.
Encourage him.
Motivate him.
Love him.
Adore him.
Care for him.
Be crazy for him.
And must respect him. I m writing it as per my observation and introspection. So there may be many mistakes or not according to your philosophy.
And one may think that why only wife is asked to do these things. Then I tell you very simple thing.
What you give better you receive.
If you give respect, u get respect.
If you madly love ur hubby, he ll be crazy for u.
Dear sisters,
When you marry a person. He not only becomes your husband but also your maintainer, protector, supportor, lover, friend, boyfriend and the father of your babies. so it should be your effort to make him happy and pleased with you all the time.
A woman will enter Jannah if she dies in a state when her husband was pleaded with her. ( meaning of a Hadith)
So there are some tips to make your hubby crazy for you.
1- Wake up for fajr n make your husband wake up for it.
And if he doesn't wake up.
Try to wake him up by love as kiss or hug.
And if he wakes up. Greet him with smile on ur face n hug him n motivate him to do wudu fast n go to Masjid.
2- Get his dress ready clean n pressed before his bath.
You can also help him take bath
or take bath with him.
3- Always ensure that your hubby takes his breakfast n also give him a tiffin bcz most of the time men don't get time for it outside or take very unhygienic food.
He is your husband, so it is ur duty to take care of his health.
4- When seeing him off for office.
Kiss him n hug him n whisper in his ears that you ll be waiting for him.
5- Don't disturb your hubby frequently by calling him, bcz u don't know in what mood he is in his office or shop.
It is better that u send him a message.
And if he calls you, pick his call with excitement as if you were missing him or waiting for his call.
These are little things to do but it always pays good dividends.
6- if he gets late. Don't start getting worried or doubtful.
Give him a call n ask him politely that Are you busy? or I think you are getting late today.
Or you are missing him and wants him at home soon.
7- Flirt with him day in day out
Be creative in ur flirt, seduce him or make him exited for you.
8- when he comes home.
Greet him, take his back or whatever he has brought.
Ask him to sit peacefully n serve him water.
Don't start ur home drama as soon as he reaches home.
If he brings anything. Don't try to find fault in it even there is some fault.
But later when he feels good n relaxed tell him ur problems or anything.
Make his faults and mistakes seem easy to correct.
9- Don't be egoistic and think that if your husband wants to be physical then only he should approach. Bcz he is a man n you are a woman. so you are the Owner of love.
Always think that one is useless without other in case of love and child bearing.
10- Offer yourself n everything very happily at anytime he demands either day or night, Sunday or Monday.
Be satisfied with him for everything he does or brings fr u.
Appreciate him.
Encourage him.
Motivate him.
Love him.
Adore him.
Care for him.
Be crazy for him.
And must respect him. I m writing it as per my observation and introspection. So there may be many mistakes or not according to your philosophy.
And one may think that why only wife is asked to do these things. Then I tell you very simple thing.
What you give better you receive.
If you give respect, u get respect.
If you madly love ur hubby, he ll be crazy for u.
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