Biggest SMS Collection (All kinda SMS's)

Biggest SMS Collection (All kinda SMS's)

i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I
love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets
too...v, w, x, y, z !

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so
much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love
You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals"


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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E -
U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm
J - Just K - Kidding

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has
come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has
come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey
is busy reading this SMS !

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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and
the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is
my roof?

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You've got s*x Appeal... You've got Style... You've got
Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got
D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it
without the word cat.

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Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain
to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain
Tu "Main Hoon Na"

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar
muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-
Mamma bulaate hain.

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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan
vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu
manaan vaaste
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar
de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've
seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still
haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain
inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar
hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
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Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke,
message milte hi niklo
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for
detail

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere
chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati
hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke
saare paigaam de jaai hai!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even
lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good
looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine

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You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so
sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love
you!
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Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to
end...****Impossible to forget
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Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by
again??
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I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've
seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still
haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like
Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange
More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8
ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki
tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta
hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
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A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But
you know that its the sweetest when it is U
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God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you
too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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