Funny Medical definitions!

Funny Medical definitions!

Funny Medical definitions!

Anti-body - - Against everyone
Artery — The study of fine paintings
Bacteria — The back door of a cafeteria
Barium — What you do after CPR fails
Benign — What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Cardiac arrest — Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville
CAT Scan — Searching for the kitty Cardiology
Advance — study of poker playing
Cauterize — To make eye contact with a woman
Cesarean section — A district in Rome Charlie
Horse — A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Colic — A sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Dilate — To live long Enema — Not a friend
Fibula — A small white lie
G.I. Series — A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Genes — What you wear cutting grass
Hangnail — A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain — Getting hurt at work
Medical staff — A doctor s cane
Morbid — A higher offer
Nitrates — Cheaper than the day rate
Node — Movement of head meaning yes
Organic — An organ work repairman
Paralyze — Two far fetched stories
Pharmacist — A person who makes living in agriculture
Phobopohobia — Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Pelvis — A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative — A letter carrier
Protein — In favor of young people
Rectum — Dang near killed em
Scalpel — What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Secretion — Hiding something
Seizure — A Roman emperor
Tablet — A small table
Terminal illness — Getting sick at the airport
Thalassotherophy — Fear of the sea Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — The opposite of “you are out
Vein - Conceited
Varicose - Nearby
Xenophobia — fear of strangers or foreigners