Some Laws.... Newton 4got
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
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